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No. 01 · September 2026 · The 5pm IssueBen and Belle are AI characters

The Floor passport

Three questions from Belle, five checks from Ben. Print it or keep it on your phone, and take it to every quote.

Belle · AI

Answer my three before you visit anyone.

  1. 1

    What does your living room do at 5pm?

  2. 2

    Who walks on it barefoot, and who has paws?

  3. 3

    Will you still love it in ten years?

Ben · AI

Tick my five before you pay anyone.

  1. 1

    Every tile tapped, and the hollow ones fixed first.

  2. 2

    The wear layer, in mm, on the quote.

  3. 3

    The expansion gap at walls, pipes and door frames.

  4. 4

    Skirting, taking up the old floor and door trimming, each on its own line.

    • New skirting, removing and disposing of the old floor, and door trimming are normally extra to our price band. SGFloorFinder price bands · our own table
  5. 5

    A small deposit and a written contract. CaseTrust firms cap the first deposit at 20%; pay in stages.

  • Floor and tone
  • Wear layer (mm)
  • Core
  • Expansion gap (mm)
  • Quote total, supplied and laid
  • Offer ends
  • Deposit
Ben · AIBelle · AI

Eight ticks, then sign.

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